[The feed shows just an empty room with two bunkbeds and assorted junk in it] Well, it feels like I still haven't got my ear. I suppose I'll just spend my life as a one-eared man. Perhaps like Vincent Van Gogh! But I rather believe he killed himself and that's something I'd really rather not do just yet.

So, invisibility. Something I'm actually well ( Read more... )

[James turns on the 'berry, his expression somewhere between highly amused and a bit frightened] Oi, someone, we've got a-- [He glances up at the ceiling] rather tall problem here. [He shifts the feed to show Remus on the ceiling in a hallway by the rec room, vines holding him there, looking very resigned]

Anyone know how to get a bloke off the ( Read more... )

[Suki who is James gives the feed a Look as he begins] Alright, so who took my Professor? I know he's not the fairest sight right now, but I'd much rather have him here than not, and I know that the bloke wouldn't stay off this long without a good reason.
He's a bit taller than me, scrawny, scars on his face, nose in a book, horrid moustache too. If ( Read more... )

not. fucking. again.

Ah-- Hello there. [James is looking very, very wary, a shaky grin on his face] I, as ordered by the, ah... delectable Valerie, must now attempt-- ahh! [He winces, a little spot of blood trickling down his neck] Must manage to tell you lot exactly-- [He swallows, hard] what is going on with me. So, I shall do that, shan't I?

Well, my name is James ( Read more... )

[Congratulations it’s happy fun time with James and Sirius! At least that’s what it looks like when the video feed turns on to show the both of them grinning like idiots. Sirius lifts up a bottle of alcohol of some sort.]

We’re here with a very special announcement. Right Jamesy?

Of course! The very most special announcement of the day! But just ( Read more... )

[The feed turns on to the three Marauders, back to back, spells shooting out of their wands as each tries to utter the incantations in the shortest amount of time. All three are very pale, mouths set in tight white lines. Sirius is the first to crouch over in pain, gripping his wand so tightly that his knuckles to turn white.]

Bloody hell, I need to ( Read more... )

This is an apology to anyone who tried to console me last week. Perhaps they do have our thoughts, I'm not going to find myself writhing on the floor going mental over it anymore.

This is also something a bit more exciting. [He grins brightly] It happens to be someone's birthday. Don't think that I would have forgotten.

Happy Birthday, Suki. I would ( Read more... )

[James is staring at the berry as if he's trying to see its inner workings] How can it... They give us these things, make us dependent on them, and watch us. Our every move. They're controlling us. Every single move. They're formaculing us. [His breath catches, his eyes wide, suddenly terrified]

They can't-- they can't--! How have I not realized it ( Read more... )

This has got to be the most brilliant, wonderful experiment! [James is kneeling by the stream in the biodome. He just spent a week as Prongs, sleeping in the biodome and rather enjoying himself instead of hurting his friends] A stream made of... what's this... [He cups a hand, dipping it in and taking a sip] Wine. White, light. I like it. You've ( Read more... )